| Acronym | Meaning |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |