| Acronym | Meaning |
 | YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
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