| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
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