| Acronym | Meaning |
 | NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
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