| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
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