| Acronym | Meaning |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |