| Acronym | Meaning |
 | IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
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