| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
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