| Acronym | Meaning |
 | JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
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