| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
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