| Acronym | Meaning |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |