| Acronym | Meaning |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |