| Acronym | Meaning |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |