| Acronym | Meaning |
 | RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
 | GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
 | GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
 | SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
 | 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
 | ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
 | ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
 | BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
 | ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
 | UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |