| Acronym | Meaning |
 | WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
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