| Acronym | Meaning |
 | RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
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