| Acronym | Meaning |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |