| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
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