| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
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