| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
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