| Acronym | Meaning |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |