| Acronym | Meaning |
 | YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
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