| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
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