| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
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