| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
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