| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
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