| Acronym | Meaning |
 | 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
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