| Acronym | Meaning |
 | AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
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