| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
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