| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
 | FTD | Fixing To Die |
 | GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
 | LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
 | NQR | Not Quite Right |
 | PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
 | MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
 | FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
 | GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
 | PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |