| Acronym | Meaning |
 | AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
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