| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
 | NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
 | FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
 | TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
 | SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
 | ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
 | RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
 | HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
 | FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
 | ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |