| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
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