| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
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