| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
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