| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
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