| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
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