| Acronym | Meaning |
 | POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
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