| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
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