| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
 | TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
 | NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
 | AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
 | RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
 | PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
 | PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
 | LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
 | UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
 | ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |