| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
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