| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
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