| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
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