| Acronym | Meaning |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |