| Acronym | Meaning |
 | OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
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