| Acronym | Meaning |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |