| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
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