| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
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