| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
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