| Acronym | Meaning |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |