| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
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