| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
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