| Acronym | Meaning |
 | OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
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