| Acronym | Meaning |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |