| Acronym | Meaning |
 | EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
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