| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
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