| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
Browse by Letter:
