| Acronym | Meaning |
 | YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
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