| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
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