| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
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