| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
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