| Acronym | Meaning |
 | JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
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