| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
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