| Acronym | Meaning |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |