| Acronym | Meaning |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |