| Acronym | Meaning |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |