| Acronym | Meaning |
 | NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
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