| Acronym | Meaning |
 | UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
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