| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
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