| Acronym | Meaning |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |