| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
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