| Acronym | Meaning |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |