| Acronym | Meaning |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |