| Acronym | Meaning |
 | UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
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