| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
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