| Acronym | Meaning |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |