| Acronym | Meaning |
| FIDO | "F*ck It. Drive On" Equivalent Of "Sh*t Happens" |
| NUB | Non-Useful Body. Someone Who, While Assigned To The Unit, Can Not Be Fully Utilized, Generally Because They Have Not Yet Completed The Requisite Qualifications. |
| WTF | What The F*ck; Said As "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Spoken Phonetically. Radio Response To Bad News (often Shunned) Pre-dating The Internet Use Of The Acronym In Chat Rooms And Instant Messaging By Decades. |
| DH | Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types) |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| SH | Sierra Hotel: Sh*t Hot |
| SOS | Same Old Sh*t; Sh*t On A Shingle (Creamed Chipped Beef On Toast/biscuit, A Breakfast Staple). |
| GSS | General Star Spangled, Refers To Any Over Patriotic, Usually Callous And Uncaring General. |
| UAFB | "Useful As A Football Bat." Anyone Who Cannot Perform Even Simple Duties Due To Incompetence, And As Such Has No Useful Application Or Purpose. |
| NDG | No Damn Good |